8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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