found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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