Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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