yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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