Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
