You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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