then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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