i love accidental penises.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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