Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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