Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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