can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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