So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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