Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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