I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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