"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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