I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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