I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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