On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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