I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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