It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize