What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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