Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Oh god it's open bar.
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