If i come over, it means nothing
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
