He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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