i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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