she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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