dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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