How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
try to milk me bitch
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