Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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