We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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