And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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