No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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