What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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