wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
