Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
