Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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