Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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