ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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