white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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