you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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