Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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