my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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