hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Pants are for mortals
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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