Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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