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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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(765): View more from Indiana

It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples

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you dont

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i dont

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(305): View more from Florida

I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.

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(949): View more from California

I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex

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