covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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