I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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