yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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