I don't think brook has ever known best
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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