bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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