whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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