i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
