I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Randomize
