Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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