alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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